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mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

(Source: baphomeme, via ayeleeeen)

interviewer:this wasn't listed as a required qualification, but you mentioned in your resume several times that you are excellent at memorization?
me:*giggles* oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. well, since you asked for a demonstration, *recites 35 consecutive Nicki Minaj verses for the next 20 minutes*
october 1st:i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

(via seanp0donnell)